calibore:

WEABOOS IN A NUTSHELL

(via jeepers-cheezers)


shuyomondai:

my car now accurately reflects me

shuyomondai:

my car now accurately reflects me

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aphrodildo:

sadgrl666:

free him


they should not have freed him

aphrodildo:

sadgrl666:

free him

they should not have freed him

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

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I didn’t want to have to use this again, but you’ve tempted my hand.
Goodbye darkness my friend

I didn’t want to have to use this again, but you’ve tempted my hand.

Goodbye darkness my friend


iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

cough

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okaymad:

when my friends meet up without meimage

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catchattroupe:

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

Update

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